Love me, feed me, never leave me

This is you, doing exactly what I’ve asked you not to, while I’m studying for my exams and I can’t watch over you. The bathroom floor was flawless and you had no right to get yourself drunk as a fish and make a mess for me in there. And guess what? This time I have a picture of yourself as proof.

You know, I can not understand you. I DID promise you I’ll get you those crispy strips you like and those cigars you love, but you can’t buy because you’re underage, remember? But NOOOO…..you just COULDN’T help yourself, could you?

Just imagine my uter-surprise when I woke up at 3 o’clock in the morning and saw you like that. You mister, can consider yourself lucky that the Holy Spirit came upon me and made me forgive you, so I forgive you for being an asshole and a douchebag with sweet eyes and an adorable nose.