Five reasons why I think God hates me
Reason no 1: God made me a woman. I’ve noticed it’s bad to be a girl when I was about 10 and I wasn’t able to beat the s**t out of my little brother for being an ass anymore. You’d say it’s not such a big deal, right? So I’ve forgiven Him and tried to put his mistake behind me. Until I found out that women are supposed to go through hell’s torture (a.k.a. labor) to deliver babies…and men aren’t. Now I’m furious!
Update: Since I began writing this article, my socks were stolen from the dryer. I didn’t think anything of it, until I learned that my male neighbour still has all of his.
Reason no 2: God created this and this. By the way, my vote for painful obliteration, Almighty.
Reason no 3: God made chocolate so f*cking delicious and yet so full of calories. In fact, when something…anything on this planet is delicious it’s never a good sign.
Reason no 4: God refused my request of lightning strike people who tell me “I told you so”. I mean…hellooooo…lightnings exist for a reason, and I think I’ve figured it out, so why won’t You listen?
Reason no.5: God only sends me on dates with weirdos. I know You are single for about….a billion years, Lord, but You must remember SOMETHING about dating!
aprilie 2, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Iti scriu asta doar pt ca ma simt…(si ai sa imi zici ca nu trebuie pt ca oricum ”we never dated”),dar I”M NOT A WEIRDOW…THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Si nu…nu vreau sa apara commentul…
aprilie 2, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’m sorry, my ears might be bleeding….you said you don’t want this comment to…what again?
aprilie 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Atunci sa reformulez…Am i a freakin” weirdo???
aprilie 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Deci…ai prea multa putere…am pus zambiliciul (cred intre sesiuni de stergere de posturi) pt ca mi-a aparut commentul cu am i a weirdo…iar dupa aia ala cu I KNOW …are sa ti se urce puterea la cap…
aprilie 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
when i become hitler i’ll order my soldiers to spare your life
aprilie 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm
:D….thx?
aprilie 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
dude…ai sters postul ala in care eu faceam like ”:))” care era al patrulea, post care m-a facut sa scriu actualul post nr 4…deci nu se mai intelege nimic…dar nu conteaza…this is better than Pron:))
aprilie 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm
=)) si eu care credeam ca sunt singura cu asemenea probleme ^:)^
aprilie 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm
nope….God probably hates you too
feeling better?
aprilie 4, 2008 at 8:47 am
a little…tnx
aprilie 6, 2008 at 7:57 pm
De ce nu apare si comentariul meu? Is it because you don’t know who I am ?
aprilie 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
…apar toate comentariile…probabil al tau s-a ratacit pe la spam….sorry about that, nici n-am apucat sa-l citesc
aprilie 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm
well then, np
mai 6, 2008 at 3:51 am
Lol, this text was funny! XD 5 stars!
mai 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
:”> 10q