Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of icecream!

So I’ve decided that the reason guys can be very relaxed after a breakup and immediately hook up with another chick is that the XY chromosome is missing that extra extension of the XX chromosome housing the gene that keeps me awake and upset for months.

There is this guy I had a crush on, four months ago. Unfortunately, he gave me the “it’s not you, it’s me” sh*t just before Christmas and since then we are ignoring each other. But today seemed to him like a nice day to get into a fight. Not the kind of fight you are now imagining, no. A more stressfull kind of fight, the kind that even though doesn’t contain words like “bitch” or “asshole” or “dickhead”, it hurts hell more.

So after four happy months of ignoring each other, he sends me this message, just to say “Hi, I’m still ignoring you. Have a Happy Easter. P.s. I hope you’re happy. [just like we (n.r. me and my new girlfirend) are]“.

Now I would’ve prefered any other kind of fight. The “Fine.” “Fine!” “FINE!” “FIIIIIIINE!!!!!” kind of fight; or the simultaneous screaming “I hate you, you jerk!” “You’re a pain in the ass!” “I can’t believe I actually dated you!” “One more sound out of you, and I’m going to toss you over the balcony!” that ends abruptly into an uncomfortable silence; or the, “You did WHAT?!” “But..I…” “WHAT?!” “Oh YEAH? Well what about the time you…” “Don’t you even bring that up. That has nothing to do with this!” “Yes it does!” “Shut up.” “You shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you.” “Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhh!” fight. I mean….just any kind of stupid fight, except this “hi, I’m ignoring you, but I just wanted to say that I’m much happier now that we’re not talking anymore”.

Now it will pass another painfull 4 months of insomnia, tossing, turning, flopping around, deep sighs, staring at the ceiling, getting up, get some water, come back and search for reasons, before I’ll be ok. As for him, he already forgot about it. Jerk.