google is soooo on my “enemies” list right now…

google just provided me with a stalker. As if my social life wasn’t bitter enough!

So this guy I don’t even know reads my anonymous blog and likes it. He meeboes me and I say “well 10q and all that stuff”, you know, trying to be friendly. And he goes “so…I know your name. and where you used to live. and where you live now. and where you study. and what grades you have. and what internet provider you have. and other personal stuff.” And I go “….whoaaa…..wait a minute sherlock…that’s like…WEIRD…”. And he’s like “that’s not weeeird….what do you mean?”. And I’m like…”ok, I mean like…stalker weird. What’s your name?”. And he’s like “My name is luke skywalker. or…austin powers…or…inside hunter…or something. And I’m close to finding out your home adress. But I don’t want to, I just do this kind of google searching when I’m bored. And now I’m not. But I’m not a weirdo, just so you know.“

Ok, FREEK, you’re not. But do me a favour. Call the guys from the space ship that dropped you off on Earth, and ask them to get you back home. Or call the guys that let you out of that lovely, white, strait jacket, I’m sure they’d be happy to help you.